Funny Poems for Valentines day

February 12, 2010

Here are a few funny velantines day poems which I would like to share with everyone -

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your SO ugly,
But I still LOVE you

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
your nose is so big
you belong in a zoo,
but I love you!

I love you lots
I love you so
You’re so sexy
I’ll never let you go

roses are red
violets are blue
this line doesnt rhyme
and neither does this one

Obsession’s Foolish Tool

Inside my brain you creep
So much so, I cannot sleep
And even when I speak
In my mind I see you streak
So I went to take a peek
I saw you walking by
you saw me, so I thought,
but you took off, on the fly
guess I’ll have to stop on by

Its really getting bad
This morning, woke up sad
because it seemed
I only dreamed
of you one little hour
You see, your like my tower
my fortress, with such power
over me and without you
I wouldn’t have a clue

So I sit and watch and wait
you haven’t called, I agitate
again I check my phone
you really make me groan
of you only, can I think
even forgot to take a drink
even forgot to take a leak
what I wouldn’t give to speak
to you. to you. to you.

And now I’m wasted away to bones
still sitting here, checking my phone
Why don’t you love me?
Why don’t you call?
can’t you see?
I’m giving you my all!
when I drop by, for the twentieth time
to see you again tonight
your feelings, do not fight
if you would just stop
calling all those cops
together, we would be sublime!

If anyone else any to share please add in the comments box..thanx xx


3 Responses to “Funny Poems for Valentines day”

  1. chloe on July 15th, 2010 6:16 am

    there ok

  2. admin on July 15th, 2010 9:39 am

    can you do better chloe :)

  3. Eva on February 14th, 2014 8:37 pm

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    No words have been said
    That could describe you

Got something to say?

Improve the web with Nofollow Reciprocity.