Are men all the same

Men get so excited at womens short skirts as they bend over to tie their shoes laces that a ripple of some breast makes their eye contact unbearable to make them dibble like a infant and beg .like a infant.

But on the other hand woman are no better than men when it comes in contact with males As woman see a man’s body as they see them working out on a building site and gymn and want to wolf whistle at them.

As well as how is that if a woman see a uniform male that there heart melt and they all dreamly and want carry them off like a romance movie.
Men on the other hand can’t resists  their power females on any way you look They cant as thats a true fact.

When males meet up for a game of pool or darts Its us females thats left at home with the kids and housework now is that fair. Men talk none stop talk of fast Porsches, Bmw and sport as well as football scores that comes out their ears.

Why is it that a quarter of males live at least of their lifes washing their beloved cars and another feet on the sofa with a beer in one hand and tv remote in the other and fists shaking as they get excited to the football hero scoring on the tv. While there love ones remind quite and sulking.

How is that men only have to drop a few hints like fancy a meal tonight and i pick you up at six and woman melt like ice and go weak at the knees over the voice of their love one.

But its a different matter when a woman tells them its their turn to do the dishes or empty the garbage they moan like crazy or run half a mile.
Men are like little boys in short trousers polishing and washing their proud motor.

But when a female gets into their car its all moans once more don’t touch the windows and don’t you dare put make or chocolate or crisps, cans of drink all over my new leather polish seats and i just hope your dog not peeing on the alloys.

Men just love it as the female fetch and carry like a slave but take to the inlaws and they don’t speak but sulky sit in a corner feeling sorry for themselves and wishing you hadn’t bought him.

Men haven’t much patience when it comes to shopping queues and waiting at traffic light to turn green as female have more patience that all males put together.

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